Good news, readers! Due to my recent good performance and willingness to work overtime, Hewis has allowed me once again to use the office computer for personal use during downtime! And there’s a lot of downtime around here. It’s the economy, stupid! People just aren’t willing to pay for psychic services right now.
Hewis seemed surprised at the recent downturn in business. I pointed out that as a clairvoyant he should surely have seen it coming, then he threw an orange at me.
Hmm…you’d think the terrible economy would make them want to use psychic services more. Y’know, see if they’ll get more money soon and all that. Sorta like people playing the lotto more when they’re poorer.
Well, all I know is, they’d better start showing up soon, because it’ll be a lean month for Ricky otherwise. Don’t get me wrong, I’m loving the extra computer time*, but I need the overtime.
*I think Yates has me blocked on Facebook, though, the dirty dog.
Oh yeah, he totally does. Gabe thought the forking jokes were hilarious, but I think Yates didn’t like you jumping into their personal life XD
Good news, readers! Due to my recent good performance and willingness to work overtime, Hewis has allowed me once again to use the office computer for personal use during downtime! And there’s a lot of downtime around here. It’s the economy, stupid! People just aren’t willing to pay for psychic services right now.
Hewis seemed surprised at the recent downturn in business. I pointed out that as a clairvoyant he should surely have seen it coming, then he threw an orange at me.
Hmm…you’d think the terrible economy would make them want to use psychic services more. Y’know, see if they’ll get more money soon and all that. Sorta like people playing the lotto more when they’re poorer.
And to answer the second part of your question, I like her very much. I mean, she’s certainly a step up from the jerks Delly usually dates.
The Big Move, Pt.1
“And that’s when I started choking on my wing and he had to do the Heimlich maneuver.”
“All because he asked you if you wanted to move in together?” Gabe nodded at her from his kneeling position on the couch, turned to look at his sister better. “You’re a moron, have I told you that?”
I don’t know what the hell’s up with our pitchin’ rotation this year. What I do know is that unless the Sox get their act together quickly, we’re gon’ be eight games behind them by July.
Oh, oooooohhhhh, right, baseball’s a thing. I heard “pitching rotation” and thought something completely different! My bad!
Wanna know what’s nice? Lookin’ through old text messages from your boyfriend. I mean, there’s a lot of capital letters in there, but damn, even his texting is cute. That’s how you know the dude’s a keeper.
Gabe, let’s get dinner tomorrow, k? My treat.
You big charmer. Dinner sounds awesome.
Can we go to Wing Kingdom?
Ricky is single
I know, I can hardly believe it either, but somehow I still have yet to find a partner who truly appreciates me! It boggles the mind, but consider this my ‘message in a bottle’ for other lonely hearts.
Ricky you are embarrassing yourself.
Now if you’ll excuse me I have a super-hot girl waiting in my bed.
