askricky:

I totally kissed a girl last night!

I don’t think I’m supposed to tell anyone so this is strictly between me and Faith.

I think we made the perfect blend, and there’s no stopping us now!

Honey, if you weren’t supposed to tell anyone, then why did you—

DON’T LISTEN TO HER, WAY TO GO RICK!


2 notes | Reblog | 7 months ago

askyates:

Can we take a moment to appreciate Gabe tho? I mean, like, actually? I mean, like, holy shit. I mean, have you seen his fuckin’ abs? I mean… fuck.

Hey Delly, check this out!”

"Check what—aw, man, I didn’t need to read that."

"Don’t be jealous."


4 notes | Reblog | 8 months ago

luclipse85:

luclipse85:

I have 2 cups of flour, more than enough sugar, vanilla, butter, baking powder and salt.

Now HOW THE HELL do I turn that into a cookie or a scone??

And eggs. I have eggs to go with that. Someone help me out! I need to turn that into either a cake, cookie or scone!

Delilah here! I’ve got just the ticket!

Combine 1/3 cup softened butter, 1/3 cup sugar, an egg, 2 teaspoons water, 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract, 2/3 cup flour, and 3/4 teaspoon baking powder. Roll it into a log, cut it relatively thin, sprinkle sugar on top, and pop into a 350* oven for about 8 minutes.

Hope you love the Trefoil knockoffs!


7 notes | Reblog | 1 year ago

askyates:

Yeah, speakin’ of which, you need to quit leavin’ your books n’ such all over the coffee table. Don’t ya know that’s reserved for my booze and magazines?

These damn college kids think they own the place…

But my books don’t like it in my room! They get lonely. It’s dark in there.

(Source: asktheutensils)


6 notes | Reblog | 1 year ago

6 notes | Reblog | 1 year ago

askyates:

I don’t think I ever said thanks to y’all for yer kind birthday wishes. Thank y’all so much for draggin’ me kickin’ and screamin’ into my 31st year!

Look at my adorable cradle-robber. Isn’t he the best?


7 notes | Reblog | 1 year ago

askyates:

Here’s my problem with Fatal Attraction, though: how come the dude gets the happy ending when it was mainly his fault for not keepin’ it in his pants in the first place?

Right?! Even I know when enough is enough.


4 notes | Reblog | 1 year ago
((Hi friend! I’m gonna go ahead and answer this out of character, since you’re part of today’s lucky 10,000! You also follow this blog even though it isn’t in one of your fandoms, and that’s just plain awesome.
In the Regular Show universe, which is where this ask blog and these characters exist, sometimes characters are not human; they are anthropomorphic animals, animate objects, ghosts, fictional creatures, etc. The main canon cast includes a 6-foot-tall bluejay, a yeti in jeans, and a very angry gumball machine. And they aren’t even the half of it!
In this universe, not being human is, well, regular.
As for the Utensils specifically, their brains are in their heads like regular people’s, they’re just flat. They’re not possessed, it’s not a spell. They’re the kids of a butter knife and a wooden spoon, and they are living very regular lives.
If you get the chance, I recommend you check out the show! It’s very good, very funny. Probably my favorite show currently on television.))

((Hi friend! I’m gonna go ahead and answer this out of character, since you’re part of today’s lucky 10,000! You also follow this blog even though it isn’t in one of your fandoms, and that’s just plain awesome.

In the Regular Show universe, which is where this ask blog and these characters exist, sometimes characters are not human; they are anthropomorphic animals, animate objects, ghosts, fictional creatures, etc. The main canon cast includes a 6-foot-tall bluejay, a yeti in jeans, and a very angry gumball machine. And they aren’t even the half of it!

In this universe, not being human is, well, regular.

As for the Utensils specifically, their brains are in their heads like regular people’s, they’re just flat. They’re not possessed, it’s not a spell. They’re the kids of a butter knife and a wooden spoon, and they are living very regular lives.

If you get the chance, I recommend you check out the show! It’s very good, very funny. Probably my favorite show currently on television.))


4 notes | Reblog | 1 year ago

Anonymous said: aw, to bad tahvya and yates didn't hook up. They made a real cute couple, y'know


5 notes | Reblog | 1 year ago

luclipse85 said: ☱ :)


3 notes | Reblog | 1 year ago
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